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Wed, 19 May 2004 17:06:45 GMT

Henceforth, you must be my friend to be able to view my journal. Comment to be added. Maybe.

Sat, 17 Apr 2004 04:33:54 GMT

WHOA I got more than I thought I would! I got $200 after taxes! I FUCKING ROCK THE SHOCKS!

I bought Maxim. It's the Hot 100 issue, not the one with Paris on the cover like I wanted :( but it's still great.

I also got the last copy of The OC Mix 1 so ha! I love it. I get to review it for the paper too.

I finally bought The Matrix Revolutions. Yes, I'm a Matrix nerd. Yes, the end was sorta bad. Yes, you can suck my dick if you hate the Matrix cuz I don't fucking care, its awesome.

Have work tomorrow, 8 am to 4 pm. Fun.

Bye.

PS: Fan signs damnit!

PPS: No more middlmen.

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:02:57 GMT

Just a quick little update from Stow's computer before class. I got to school at like 9:50 (I only sped a little) and watched the powderpuff practice, took pictures, and helped them run drills. I can't really run on the grass in my Vans and have decent traction but it was good.

I'll post pictures later so you can see me and my friends. I know you can't wait.

Despite the fact I woke up at 8, I'm still a little bit tired.

*YAWN*

Mon, 05 Apr 2004 03:26:16 GMT

Georgia Tech won. That's okay. I didn't have them going far but of course Gonzaga and St. Joseph's were eliminated. But UCONN? UCONN?! Fuck I had Duke winning that game! Riley and Trimmer are probably laughing their asses off at me and Stowers. Oh well, gonna watch the game tomorrow anyway. I'ma call Lagges cuz he wanted to hang out over break, and he loves basketball too so maybe I'll go watch it on his big screen tomorrow.

I worked yesterday and today. Yesterday was all training and a scavenger hunt. Today, I worked from 8-2. I learned how to cashier, and I was even left alone to cashier for awhile. There are some funky monkeys out there, I'm tellin' ya. Crazy people.

One kid got hella mad that he couldn't buy an M-rated game. I love carding people because I was carded too when I was a minor (I'm still carded occasionally).

I came home and RP'd, then I got really really tired so I slept. This Daylights Saving Shit is wiggidy whack (not the regular kind, but wiggidy).

My dad and sister went up to Oregon to look at colleges for my sister (who wants to drop out of high school her sophomore year for some dumbass reason). So me and my mom are just kickin' it old school.

Yeah right.

We're gonna watch Die Another Day because she hasn't seen it and I love it.

Piggidy-peace homies.

P.S.:I LOVED THIS MOVIE!

Which ESOTSM character are you?From Rebel Pixie @ OSN

Sat, 03 Apr 2004 16:56:51 GMT

I leave for work in about half an hour. Target. First day. Whoa. I'm also going to see if I can get that $10 back because they just put 007: Everything or Nothing on sale and I bought it like last week.

If I do... I'll buy my Maxim with Paris on the cover. :p

Yesterday was really boring but fun somewhat. Nik Lagges and I hung out in the cafeteria before school, just talking about Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy X. So cool to have another FF fan around.

He is making a Manga comic for his senior project, and is turning that into an anime. He wants me to be the seiyuu for the main villain. I'm gonna hook up with him over spring break and maybe record some.

Also we'll probably game like whoa. No one is around because of the break. Riley is in San Diego, Kat is in Mexico (I think. Shannon said something that led me to believe they cancelled), and a lot of my other friends are in Mexico as well with their churches.

So I'm going to go get into some semi-nice clothes (something red because hey, its Target). I just shaved my stubbled half-ass beard and showered.

I'll be on AIM later for all you RPers. I just joined Altamont Academy which is pretty cool so far. I still love me some After Celebrity though.

Peace.

Sun, 28 Mar 2004 22:07:53 GMT

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Joseph Aaron Applebaum
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Green and blue plaid.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO NOW? Mobb Deep - "Shook Ones Pt. II"
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 7347
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A cookie.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black or red.
7. THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Sunny, slightly warm.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? My dad. Mostly yelling through my door downstairs to him.
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Whole body.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Jen's alright.
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Bored outta my fuckin' mind.
12. FAVORITE DRINK? Orange soda.
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Rum and coke.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS? Basketball, karate, football, baseball.
15. HAIR COLOR? Brown.
16. EYE COLOR? Brown.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES: Laura Michelle, 15.
19. FAVOURITE MONTH? March or December.
20. FAVOURITE FOOD? Cheeseburger.
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? 007: A View To A Kill
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas or my birthday.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RELAXING PLACE? My bed. Asleep. In the dark.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? It's driving me crazy with anxiety!
25. FIRST TEENAGE (OR PRETEEN) MOVIE STAR CRUSH? Gwen Stefani was my musical crush, then probably Sarah Michelle Gellar.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
27. HUGS OR KISSES? Both are nice.
28.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships have much more to them. One night stands suck.
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Both.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Sure.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Jackson.
32. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Ryan.
33. MAKE-UP OR NATURAL? I don't wear make-up.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? "For Your Eyes Only" by Ian Fleming.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Han and Chewie going into lightspeed in the Millenium Falcon!
36. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Uhh, probably Monopoly.
37. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? RP'd, did Chem homework, almost beat 007:EoN.
38. FAVORITE SMELLS? Apple pie.
39. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? Almost.
40. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Women muses. :)
41. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered.
42. FAVORITE CAR? BMW Z4.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER? Roses.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Don't have a keyring really.
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I try.
46. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Friday or saturday.
47. RED OR WHITE WINE? White.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? I was on stage acting.
49. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? Yes.
50. LIFETIME GOALS: Love life, get paid, get married, be successful.

Your initials spellout: JAA
Have you ever owned a pet goldfish?: My sister did.
Do you eat Goldfish?: The crackers, yes.
Your favourite birthday memory: Laser tag.
Moment you're most proud of: Probably closing night of "Comedy of Errors" a few weeks ago. Just to finish it on that high note... wonderful.
Moment you're most ashamed of: Too many to mention.
Celebrity crush: Kim Smith.
Non-celebrity crush: Not saying.
Pirates are: bad ass.
Don't be fooled by: guys in drag. Poor Eddie Murphy.
I'm too sexy for my: everything.
Courtney Love is: one crazy, whacked out bitch.
I'd like another: soda please.
I don't understand: love.
Where have all the good people: run off to?
Dude. Sweet. Dude. Sweet.: SHIBBY!
Girls are: beautiful and kind.
Boys are: masculine and some are douche bags.
Only the _______ survive: strong.
Can I get a booyah?: Booyah!

Yesterday, I:

1. Slept.
2. Did chemistry homework.
3. RP'd.
4. Played PS2.
5. Watched "Tru Calling" and "The O.C." cuz I taped them.

Today, I:

1. Woke up at 10.
2. Did chores.
3. Watched a movie.
4. Went online.
5. Filled out this survey.

Tomorrow, I:

1. Have school.
2. Have an AP English essay to write.
3. Need to ask someone to prom.
4. Write my column.
5. Do my page layouts.

5 Games I Like:

1. Final Fantasy
2. Perfect Dark
3. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
4. GoldenEye
5. Duck Hunt!

Top 5 Musicians Lately:
1. Jay-Z
2. D12
3. Brand New
4. Lostprophets
5. Jimi Hendrix

3 Bad Habits I Have

1. Biting my fingernails.
2. Bouncing my leg with anxiety.
3. Being blunt and rude.

5 Interests at the moment:

1. Prom.
2. Music.
3. 007.
4. Roleplay.
5. Movies.

2 Places I've Lived:

1. San Jose.
2. Applegate.

My Top 3 Biggest Worries at the Moment:

1. Starting my job at Target.
2. Passing chemistry.
3. Getting a date for prom.

My Top 5 Biggest Joys at the Moment:

1. Having a job.
2. Choosing a tux.
3. Almost beating 007:EoN
4. Spring break is in a week!
5. Easter egg hunt in Stowers' and Brown's classes.

Sun, 28 Mar 2004 05:12:53 GMT

r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who are your best friends?: Thomas, Andy, Ryan, Marcus, Jackson, Kat, Sarah, Skyler

f a s h i o n s t u f f
1. where is your favorite place to shop: For clothes? Uh... the mall.
2. any tattoos or piercings: Nope to both.

s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: Only prescription.
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: Pert.
3. what are you most scared of?: Clowns, Unrequited Love.
5. who is the last person that called you?: Uhh... don't know. Britney text-messaged me from her phone, does that count?
6. where do you want to get married?: Wherever the wifey-to-be does.
7. how many buddies are online right now?: 38. How many do I talk to? I dunno.
8. what would you change about yourself?: I dunno.

f a v o r i t e s
1. color: Black, red.
2. food: Burgers, Twin Dragon's General's Chicken
3. boys names: Joseph
4. girls names: No idea.
5. subjects in school: History, English, Government, Drama, Journalism
6. animals: Dogs.
7. sports: Basketball, karate, baseball, football.

h a v e y o u e v e r
1. given anyone a bath?: No.
3. bungee jumped?: No.
4. made yourself throw up?: Yes.
5. skinny dipped?: No comment.
6: ever been in love?: Thought it was.
7. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: To my parents yeah.
8. pictured your crush naked?: No comment.
9. actually seen your crush naked?: Nope.
10. cried when someone died?: Yes.
11. lied: Yes.
12. fallen for your best friend?: Yes, I'm secretly in love with my best friend Thomas. Fuck no.
13. been rejected?: Yeah.
14. rejected someone?: Back when I was like 7.
15. used someone?: No. God no.
16. done something you regret?: Who hasn't?

c u r r e n t
clothes: Pajamas.
music: Uhh... my Rock Mix #3. Was "Seventy Times by Brand New, now it's Limp Bizkit's "Behind Blue Eyes".
make-up: None.
annoyance: Being bored.
smell: Air.
favorite group at the moment: Don't have one favorite right now. Just emo in general.
desktop picture: G Unit promo.
book youre reading: "For Your Eyes Only" by Ian Fleming. It's a collection of 007 short stories. I just finished "1984" by Orwell. Freaky deaky book.
in dvd player: "American Wedding" Unrated Extended Edition.
color of toenails: Toenailish.

l a s t p e r s o n
hugged: Nicky.
you yelled at: My sister.
you kissed: Been ages.

R A N D O M
In the morning i am: trying to go back to bed.
all i need is: someone to love me.
love is: wonderful if you have someone who loves you back.
i dream about: having superpowers like flight and pyrokinesis.

o p p o s i t e s e x
what do you notice first: Everything.
last person you slow danced with: Don't remember.
worst question to ask: Do you mind if I invite your best friend for a threesome?
makes you laugh the most: I don't know.
makes you smile: Female friends.
who do you have a crush on: No comment.
who has a crush on you: If Iknew, that would be fucking great.

d o y o u e v e r
sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: Nope.
wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Nope.
wish you were younger: Nope.
cry because someone said something to you?: Nope.

N u m b e r
of times i have had my heart broken: Once.
of hearts i have broken: Hopefully none.
of guys ive kissed: None.
of girls ive kissed: 5.
of continents i have lived in: 1.
of times i have moved: 2.
of tight friends: Quite a few.
of cds i own: Over 60.
of scars on my body: Too many to count.

F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s
1. do you like filling these out?: If I'm bored or easily amused.
2. gold or silver: Gold.
3. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: 21 Grams.
7. favorite cartoon/anime?: The Simpsons.
8. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: Life cereal.
9. where are you right now?: My room.
10.who would you love being locked in a room with?: Kim Smith, the Maxim model. Or someone else... :)
11. could you live without your computer?: Nope.
12. would you color your hair? If I needed to for a play, yes.
13. could you ever get off the computer?: If I'm dead tired.
14. hablas espanol? Si.
15. how many people are on your buddy list?: 150-200.
16. drink alcohol? Occasionally. Not a lot.

W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1) Pierce your nose or tongue? Nope.
2) Be serious or be funny? Funny.
3) Drink whole or skim milk? Skim.

D O Y O U P R E F E R .
5) Flowers or angels? Angels.
6) Grey or gray? Grey.
7) Color or black-and-white photos? Black and white is more expressive.
8) Lust or love? Love. Lust just leaves you heartbroken.
9) Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
10) M&Ms or Skittles? Skittles.
11) Rap or rock? BOTH!
12) Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late.
13) TV or radio? TV.
14) Water or soda? Soda
15) Eating apples or oranges? Apples.

A N S W E R T R U T H F U L L Y
16) Do you have a crush? Yes.
17) Who is it? Um... die now, thanks.

D O Y O U P R E F E R
18) Being hot or cold? Being cold.
19) Tall members of the opposite sex? If they're taller than me, no.
20) Sun or moon? Moon.
21) Emeralds or rubies? Rubies.
22) Left or right? Left.
23) Having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend.
24) Sun or rain? Sun, but only if its not too hot. I like rain if its sprinkling and you're doing something romantic.
25) Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Either.
26) Boys or girls? Girls.
27) Green beans or carrots? Carrots.
28) Low fat or fat free? Low fat.

M I S C E L L A N E O U S
29) What is your biggest fear in the world? Clowns and unrequited love. And questions that are asked more than once.
30) Kids or no kids? Kids, when the time is right.
31) Cat or dog? Dog.
32) Half empty or half full? Half-full.
33) Mustard or ketchup? Neither.
34) Hard cover books or soft cover books? Either.
35) Newspaper or magazine? Magazine.
36) Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers.
37) Wonder or amazement? Amazement.
38) Red car or white car? Red car.
39) Happy and poor or sad and rich? Happy and poor.
40) Singing or dancing? Dancing.
41) Hugging or kissing? Kissing.

A B O U T Y O U
42) What time is it? 9:06 PM
43) Full name? Joseph Aaron Applebaum
44) Nicknames: Joe, Joe Baum, Baum, J Baum, (adjective)baum
45) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 18.
46) Date that you regularly blow them out? March 12th.
47) Pets? Two dogs. A golden retriever and a black lab.
48) Height? 5'11"-6'
49) Hair color? Brown.
50) Piercing(s)? None.

W H A T D O Y O U W A N T
51) Where do you want to live? I don't know.
52) What kind of job do you want? Writer, actor, don't care.
53) Do you want to get married? When the time is right.

First thing that comes to mind
54) what the hell is that music? God, not boyband crap again.
55) Green? Day.
57) Peanut? Butter.
58) Roses? Are red.
59) Summer? Heat.
60) Winter? Snow.

F A V O R I T E S
61) Salad dressing? None.
62) Toothpaste? Crest.
63) Food? Burger, General's Chicken.
64) Alcoholic drink? Rum and coke.

R A N D O M Q U E S T I O N S
65) Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Not dead in a ditch.
66) What do you do most often when you are bored? Sleep.
67) Can you be in love with two people at the same time? I dunno. I don't know first hand.
68) Would you ever cheat on your lover? God no. Never. Ever. I've been cheated on. Hurts so badly.

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 03:00:53 GMT

Nailed my Target interview!!!!

I go tomorrow for a drug test, which I will pass.

And then a background check. Which I will pass.

I rock the shocks.

Thu, 11 Mar 2004 05:37:09 GMT

COLFAX — The first time the cast of "The Comedy of Errors" rehearsed in Colfax High School's new auditorium, Joseph Applebaum raced to be the first student to kneel down and kiss the stage.
After three years in the school's drama department and 12 years of acting experience, setting foot into the school's week-old professional theater was akin to a religious experience to the senior.
"I love drama and this is going to be the only big show I'm going to do in here," he said, in a moment of solemnity as his fellow thespians teased and joked before Tuesday's rehearsal. "Just to have the opportunity to be in this theater and part of this is a big deal. I wanted to make it a blessed event."

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M IN THE NEWSPAPER! THE HOOK OF THE STORY! AND MY PICTURE!!!!

Everyone go buy a copy of the March 10th 2004 edition of the Auburn Journal.

NOW.

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 06:43:34 GMT

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After a hard day of killing every first-born child
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"Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice
one can engage in. Next to soccer."

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Reading through some old entries by friends and found this on willow_kat's page.

A statement from The WB:
For the last seven years Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer have been cornerstones of our network. The sum total of the work done on those shows has produced some of the proudest moments in our history. Like some of the great series that are leaving the air this year, including Frasier and Friends, the cast, crew, writers and producers of Angel deserve to be able to wrap up the series in a way befitting a classic television series and that is why we went to Joss to let him know that this would be the last year of the series on The WB. We have discussed continuing the Angel legacy with special movie events next year, which is still on the table. In a perfect world, all of these details would be completed before this information went to the press so that we could be definitive about the show's ongoing future. But in any case, we did not want to contemplate this being the last year of Angel without giving the show the option of crafting their own destiny for this character and for this series. David Boreanaz continues to be one of the finest, classiest and friendliest actors we have had the pleasure to work with and we hope that the relationship furthers from here. The same can be said for all the actors and producers on the show.

BULLSHIT! I can't believe this!

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 19:42:53 GMT

Okay I can either watch the Oscars live (and I loooooooove the Oscars) or I can see my beloved Sacramento Kings live (and I loooooooove the Kings).

My dad works for the state govt. so he can get tickets. Our seats would be

What do I do? Tape the Oscars is what I'm leaning towards. And that would be followed by a media blackout. Help!

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 04:37:21 GMT

I'm making a very late Valentine's Day-themed CD. Love songs and shit.

This isn't the fo sho order but here goes...

The Flamingos - "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Third Eye Blind - "Wonderwall"
Elton John - "Your Song"
Fugees - "Killing Me Softly"
Police - "Every Breath You Take"
Puff Daddy - "I'll Be Missing You"
CAKE - "Love You Madly"
Simon and Garfunkel - "Mrs. Robinson"
Jewel - "Foolish Games"
Bonnie Tyler - "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Sarah Connor - "From Sarah With Love"
BB Mak - "Back Here"
Black Eyed Peas - "Where's The Love?"
Beyonce - "Crazy In Love"
Joss Stone - "Super Duper Love"
Lillix - "What I Like About You"
G Unit - "Baby Get On Your Knees"

LMFAO that last song is about oral sex but hey that's love.

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 04:54:00 GMT

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Mon, 16 Feb 2004 04:50:56 GMT

Eh... Valentine's Day.

Does anyone out there hate being alone on that day more than me?

Its not that I don't know plenty of girls. Just most of them are taken or are not looking, and some just got off bad relationships and I don't want to be Captain Rebound.

Yesterday was spent by waking up at like 6:30 and eating breakfast, then going downstairs and playing Tony Hawk's Underground. I've beaten the game like 6 times already but it is still fun and sometimes a challenge. I went back to bed and slept in hella late til my sister woke me up.

Hung out on the computer for awhile and got a 50 Cent journal going. Then my dad came home with a car for me to look at. Its a 2000 Honda Civic VP. No power windows or mirrors. :( It turns out that its Tanya Therien's car (she was a TA in photo when I was in photo) and she's selling it cuz her boyfriend got a job in Kentuckey from the father of one of my sister's friends. Small world, eh? We don't know if we're gonna buy it or not.

Dad had to go to San Francisco to pick my mom up from the airport there instead of Sac because I guess she got stuck in Dallas cuz of snow. Snow in Texas? Wha?

So I was left with my sister until like 12:45. I watched TV, played chess with my sister (she cornered me and I lost, sad to say), and played TH Undergound AGAIN. Then I went online.

That be my sad and lonely V-Day.

Fuck this thing called love. I've got a blow-up doll somewhere... just kidding.

Sun, 15 Feb 2004 06:11:21 GMT

RANT MODE
Okay so yesterday was the Valentine's Day Rally and we had like two weeks to plan it. And I, of course, was hosting it.

It was gonna be shit because we had no time, and because no one shows up. Plus, I was losing my voice.

Kate and Heidi and I raided the supply shed of candy bars while waiting to set up, and I was drinking a lot of water to get my voice better.

It started fine with the Newleywed game, but then the mic started dying and people were starting to get restless. They started throwing shit. Then the video started fucking up, and the games were shitty and people started leaving. The dirty dancing got mud all over the gym which pissed staff off. No administrators were there at all. We were dying. So Kelley made the executive decision to cut it short.

People started riding me about it, thinking it was all my fault. Kelley was really upset, the crew was pissed, and I kicked over a stool and said FUCK!

Ms. Snell said she wasn't going to do another rally, and we all agreed. No one has any fucking school spirit, so what's the fucking point? I'm not gonna waste my fucking time doing shit for people who are going to throw shit at me, blame me for shit that I didn't do. I DID NOT PLAN THE RALLY. If you hate it, tell someone who did plan it. Don't bitch at me, I'm just the fucking MC.

So that ruined my day. I almost went home early I was so pissed. Of course my dad wouldn't call the office to sign me out. I mean, he didn't even have to come get me. Sarah was gonna drive me home since she had to leave early.

I went home and crashed in front of the tv and PS2 and played TH Underground and watched Angel and Tru Calling. Got me outta it.

That's all my bitchin for now.

Sat, 14 Feb 2004 20:33:57 GMT

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Sat, 14 Feb 2004 03:56:16 GMT

Okay I've got major shit to update about tomorrow. I'm just too tired and pissed off about it to post about it now.

I did this in photojournalism in my free time.

I am a moderate, and since my boy Wesley Clark dropped out, I have to poke fun at John Kerry. It all started when my mom said he looked like he was put together with different people's body parts...

If you guys want to check out some of my journalistic work, you can download PDFs of the paper I write for at school. I'm Fine Arts Editor and Webmaster. Click here for the paper. There is an FAQ to navigate the site.

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 18:45:55 GMT

How do you all like my new

Devil May Cry

layout?

I did it yesterday afternoon and I think its pretty kick ass considering that I don't have a paid account. I especially love the "Beautiful (FUCKED UP) Man" icon.

Um...

Oh, yeah. Kat will be here soon hopefully. Thank God the house is cleaned up. I'm just worried my dogs will assault her like they did to Ryan and Sarah and Courtney. Oh, and when Doyle dry-humped Joey. Good times.

No clue what we're gonna watch, or what we're gonna talk about but its cool.

Later kids.

Sat, 07 Feb 2004 22:32:05 GMT

The first day of a three day weekend... ahhhh...

So far I've just hung out after sleeping in til 11:15. I was awake at 6:30 though. The alarm clock in my parents room woke me up. They had already left (dad took mom to the airport at like 5:15), and somehow its damn beeping went through the top story of the house and through my door and into my ears. Ate. Watched some "For Your Eyes Only" documentary on the DVD. Went upstairs. Saw dad. Went back to bed.

Then I was on the computer just hanging out and RPing and looking up new icons to use (see my icon page. I did give credit cuz I'm not a bad guy). Then internet dies. Fuck it. So I went downstairs and read like 40 pages of Farenheit 451 for my AP English reading assignment. Great book. Scary book.

So I got that outta the way. Here's my list of stuff to do this weekend.

Finish part one of Farenheit 451
Watch the new SNL tonight
Hang out with Kat tomorrow morning
Do my Chemistry paper (7 pages argh!)
Run over lines for CoE
Research second amendment for Government

That's all I really need to do. Have fun my awesome possums.

Sat, 07 Feb 2004 04:49:24 GMT

LAYER ONE
-- Name: Joseph Aaron Applebaum
-- Nicknames: Baum, Joe Baum, J Baum, Crazybaum, Joji, Joe Joe, Joey Joe Joe
-- Birth date: March 12, 1986
-- Birthplace: San Jose, California
-- Current Location: Applegate, California
-- Eye Color: Brown.
--Hair Color: Brown.
-- Height: About 6'0".
-- Righty or Lefty: Lefty, suckas!
-- Zodiac Sign: Pisces.
-- AIM: No personal AIM SN.
-- E-Mail: lickmyn@ds.com... just kidding. You don't get to know it.

LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: English, Irish, Scottish, German, Polish. I'm a descendant of Robert the Bruce, King of Scots.
The shoes you wore today: Black Vans shoes.
-- Your weakness(es): My tactlessness, my temper, beautiful women.
-- Your fears: Clowns and unrequited love.
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and sausage.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Falling in love and getting married I guess.

LAYER THREE

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: ::Sighs.::
-- Your first thoughts waking up: Let me sleep...
-- Your best physical feature: My eyes are kickass.
-- Your bedtime: Between 10pm and 12am
-- Your most missed memory: Being a carefree little kid.

LAYER FOUR

-- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Sweeter than Coke without all the fizzy aftertaste.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McD's fries are to die for, but BK is kickass too.
-- Single or group dates: Both have their advantages. Single dates are just nice because you can really get to know one another. Group dates are fun for games and stuff. Like bowling.
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike I guess. I'm a Vans boy.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple Iced Tea.
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Don't care.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Mocha!

LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Nope. No weed, no cigs.
-- Cuss: Fuck shit ass bitch... yeah. I'm a compulsive cusser.
-- Take a shower everyday: You know it. Except weekends where I don't have to be out of the house.
-- Have a crush(es): Yeah.
-- Do you think you've been in love: For a little bit yeah.
-- Want to go to college: Enrolled for Fall 2004 at Sierra.
-- Like high school: Hell yes. Better than middle school.
-- Want to get married: Eventually.
-- Believe in yourself: Sure.
-- Get motion sickness: Yes.
-- Think you're attractive: Give me a couple beers and a mirror and I'll tell you... I dunno. Its not like I want to jump myself or something.
-- Think you're a health freak: I exercise a couple times a week. I'm not a freak about it.
-- Get along with your parents: Most of the times.
-- Like thunderstorms: Not when it happens right over my house and it keeps me up when I have school the next morning at 7AM.
--Play a musical instrument: I played the violin for a few years, same with the piano.

LAYER SIX: In the past month...

-- Drank alcohol: Yeah.
-- Smoked: Nope.
-- Done a drug: Not a bit.
-- Had Sex: Nope.
-- Made out: Nope.
-- Gone on a date: As friends, yes.
-- Gone to the mall?: Haven't gone shopping actually.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope.
-- Eaten sushi: Nope.
-- Been on stage: Yessir.
-- Been dumped: Thank God no.
-- Gone skating: I fucked around on a skateboard.
-- Made home made cookies: Yup. And brownies.
-- Gone skinny-dipping: Nope.
-- Dyed your hair: Nope.
-- Stolen anything: Nope.

LAYER SEVEN: Ever..

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yup.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Oh God yes.
-- Been caught "doing something": Awkward times...
-- Been called a tease: Yes I have.
-- Gotten beaten up: Yeah, but I've also won fights too beeotch.
-- Shoplifted: Nope.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I did in middle school. Oh well. That's done.

LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: I dunno. Young enough to enjoy it.
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Don't really know. Haven't thought of that.
-- Describe your dream wedding: I don't know about that shit. Hopefully a pretty one.
-- How do you want to die: In a glorious rain of bullets... or peacefully in my sleep.
-- Where you want to go to college: Sierra, then UCSB!
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: Five weeks from today and I am an adult. Legally.
-- What country would you most like to visit: England.

LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl..

-- Best eye color?: Doesn't matter.
-- Best hair color?: Doesn't matter. I think I discussed this with Kat.
-- Short or long hair: Don't care.
-- Height: Between 5'0" and 5'10".
-- Best weight: Depends on the height. Slender I guess.
-- Best articles of clothing: None XD. I dunno, probably blouse or something.
-- Best first date location: Movies, dinner, and a walk through a park or something.
-- Best first kiss location: Wherever it happens! Don't really care where. It will happen when it does.

LAYER TEN

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: Zero.
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: A few.
-- Number of CDs that I own: Over 50. Including mixes.
-- Number of piercings: None.
-- Number of tattoos: None.
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I dunno. A couple.
-- Number of scars on my body: Too many to count. I have big ones, like when I split open my arm biking, or my leg fake snowboarding, or my knee on the playground.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: A lot of things I wanted to do but didn't do. A lot of things I wanted to say but didn't say.

Sunday

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 03:14:28 GMT

Yeah so Sunday morning we went to Sac State again. Mr. Deaderick wasn't there. He's with his son in the hospital. Much love and good wishes to him there. I once again rode in the Stockbridge's car, but it was Mr. Stockbridge who drove.

We made it down there in plenty of time to reach the monologues for our school, so we went questing for coffee. So we hiked across campus to the union, but it wasn't open until 10 AM! 10 AM! FAWK! I NEEDED COFFEE! It was like 8:30 and we were exhausted.

So anyway at the monologues, our judge came in. He looked sorta like Orlando Bloom. And guess what?

This guy is in "Pirates of the Caribbean 2"!!!!!!!!!

He partied with Orlando and Johnny Depp! He said they are really cool guys to hang out with. His name is Hanz. More about him later. Our other judge was Tina Cole, who was on "My Three Sons" for years. Real celebrities!

So our monologues kicked ass. Afterwards, we got coffee, which was much needed.

Then to duets. Kat and Eric smoked the judges. Ashley and Erin did very well too. The judges were supposedly husband and wife, but the guy wore a bright purple knit sweater and he used a lot of hand motions and talked oddly. We figured he was gay. This led Erin, who is like the sweetest person ever, to say "They're married? And he's gay? That's so sad!"

Then we had lunch and "The Cave" met up. Annie, once again, ditched us. She wasn't at any of our rehearsals, and she's the supposed director. She didn't get us good, Deaderick did. So Ashley ran off to meet up with Chad, her fiancee, and the rest of us went over notes. I sat in this Blofeld/Dr. Evil style chair and it was cool. Then Monica sat in my lap and just laid against me, and we talked a lot about people at our school and issues.

We performed "The Cave". It was electric. The judges loved it. They said we were the definition of ensemble. One judge lavished praise on me for my Donald O'Connor routine. Both lavished praise on Annie for directing us, even though she didn't really do all that much.

So after the judge's thing my mom left and I went to the union to catch up with my friends. I sat at Round Table with Pops and Chris and we watched the Superbowl for awhile. Then I went to the rec room and shot pool with Eric and Katie and Jessica. Ashley came in, and she was crying. She had just broken up with Chad. I told her that I'd go and talk with her. She said she was gonna call her friend and then come back to see me. Annie was getting hit on by some creepo, and that was after her boyfriend left. She then started snuggling up with this fucker. They had known each other for like 5 minutes and already she forgot her boyfriend.

Ashley came back and I told her about what was going on. She called Annie over and said "Annie, you remember you have a boyfriend, right?" and then Annie like flipped out at Ashley. So then we left and Ashley and I went to dinner at Round Table and we watched the game and then while we were finishing, the halftime show came on. When Nelly came on we started singing and dancing to "Hot In Herre" and it was funny. We had to leave to go to the reception. I missed the Janet Jackson thing, but I saw pics later on Yahoo! News.

So by then I guess this creepy fuck had grabbed Monica's ass, and had started rubbing against Nora. I told them if any guy had messed with them, I'd deck him. But it was like an hour after the fact so I couldn't be justified.

Then we found Kat and she had her camera so I told her the whole thing and asked if we could use her camera to take Annie's picture with this guy and show her boyfriend. She was like "You're joking" and I'm like, no way. So she went over and took the picture. She then called the guy a dick or something like that LMFAO.

So we went to the reception and I escorted Kat on my arm, after escorting Ashley and Katie B. and Natalie to the hall. Colfax High all sat together and then Hanz came by. I got my picture taken with him and his autograph. Its so cool. It says "Joseph- Aaaargh! A Pirate's life for me! - Hanz" Kat wanted to cut off my name and keep the autograph but I'm like NO!

So the thing started and this guy was played on and Kat thought it was gonna be Hanz so she started grabbing my arm and pinching me and leaning forward. It turned out to be some guy in a toga, so I stood on my chair and started chanting "TOGA TOGA TOGA!" and all these people joined in.

So for the awards. Kat and Eric got a silver medal for their duet. Kat thought that it was Ashley and Erin, but Eric's all "We have to get on stage!" and so they ran up there. She came back and we started hugging and everyone started hugging us and giving high fives. Good times, good people.

Then "The Cave" won best student directed piece. Annie got the award. Monica cried. No one in the cast thought Annie deserved it. She pissed so many people off this weekend by ditching the cast, then taking all the credit, and then getting freaky with this creepy sex offender guy.

After all the festivities, we were exhausted so we piled into the car and drove home. I was so fucked up because I drank a mocha, and then a Red Bull right on top of that. That was followed by six sodas. I was so sick. I got home and collapsed on the couch and watched TV, switching between Queer Eye and Surreal Life. Both were funny. I went to bed and like died.

The next morning, I told my dad I wasn't going to school. I went back to bed, then he got me up like 45 minutes later and said I was going to school. I missed Leadership. All my friends (and some teachers) said I looked awful. It was this crazy hangover thing. I fell asleep in English. I went home after correctives and slept for five hours. I was better then.

Today I gave blood and I'm all whee and woozy now. Bye.

- J

Friday

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 03:53:33 GMT

Okay last weekend was a blast.

I went to Lenaea at Sac State to represent Colfax High, and it was a really weird weekend. I will post about Friday now, and the rest tomorrow.

We left Friday morning. I rode in the Stockbridge's car and that thing is a beast! Its a Chevy Suburban I think and its big and its fast. Kat called shotgun :( but she sat next to her mom so that's okay. Megan sat between me and Eric and she whined about getting the bitch seat lol. Then Kenny and Derek sat in the far back and talked about Yugioh or something I dunno.

We got there and we were all exhausted. We met with the other groups and got checked in. Then me and Kat and Megan went to the student union to buy some much needed coffee. They had pulled allnighters to finish their senior paper, and I made fun of them because I did it two days earlier. So I got a mocha and it was good. Better than Starbucks.

On the way back, Kat said she was gonna trip cuz she was speedwalking in heels. A minute later, she tripped. Then she said she was gonna spill her hot chocolate on her pants. 30 seconds later, she did. I asked her to say that I was gonna meet a gorgeous girl but to no avail. :(

I sat through the opening ceremony with Pops and Chris. We were making fun of people on stage and it was fun I guess. This one dude ran out on stage in spandex knee-pants and his thing was hanging out. It was awful. Later he talked to our group and he had a very high pitched voice. I swear that spandex was cutting into his balls.

So Kat, Megan, Pat, and I hung out for most of the day. We watched Nevada Union's one act and we were like "'The Cave' is so fucked!"

Finally it was just Kat, Pat, Ashley, and I. We went to Round Table but they kicked us out :( so we had to get dinner out of the vending machines. I got an Orange Slice and M&Ms. Kat got sour gummy worms and water. Dinner of champions, I'm telling you.

So then we all crashed on a couch. Ashley was worried because her nephew in the hospital (I believe he is doing better now). Kat was exhausted from the allnighter so she like fell asleep next to me on the couch. She really didn't sleep that long. Ashley was on the phone trying to get in touch with the hospital. Pat was just sitting around. I was talking to both Ashley and Kat. I recorded a hilarious voice mail message for Ashley. Then Kat's mom came and we were just hanging around and then all the power on campus went out. Thank God the generators turned some lights on.

Then John said we could leave since Kat's mom could fill the car. So we went home and Kat's mom told us all about her work and story telling therapy and it was really cool. I got home and I just crashed.

Yeah, the rest of the weekend will be done later.

bleh

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 04:55:11 GMT

Going to Lenaea this weekend. Probably not going to homecoming cuz, surprise surprise, I don't have a girlfriend or a date.

Things are getting awkward between me and one of my closest friends. We were really close and then over the last month or so she's drawn back. I don't know what's up with her. I hope I'm not being an idiot or something.

Beating the shit outta my senior paper. Hell yeah.

My outercourse activity is snuggling!

Which Sexual Outercourse Act Are You? (with pictures)
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Name: Joseph Applebaum
Nickname: Baum, Baum Kid, Joe Baum, J Baum, Joji, Joey Jo Jo, Joey McJoJo, Joe
Screen name: Brooding x Ben or James x Spike (AIM RP)
Sex: Male.
Hair color: Brown.
Eye Color: Brown.
City born in: San Jose, CA
Location now: Applegate, CA
Siblings: Sister, Michelle.
Parents married/divorced: Married.
Who are your closest friends: Thomas, Andy, Marcus
Who makes you laugh the most?: Marcus, Jackson
Who knows the most about you?: Thomas, Andy, Kat

WHO WAS YOUR CRUSH IN:
Kindergarten: Melody Rancher?
1st Grade: Amanda Tyson?
2nd Grade: I dunno.
3rd Grade: I dunno.
4th Grade: I dunno.
5th Grade: Gwen Stefani.
6th Grade: Megan Woodruff.
7th Grade: Megan Woodruff.
8th Grade: Sarah Michelle Gellar.
9th grade: Not saying.
10th grade: I’ll never tell!
11th grade: Bite me, fanboy.
12th grade: Paris Hilton.
Boy/girlfriend status: Single. Damnit.

OTHER STUFF ABOUT ME:
Do you have a job: Nope. I’m a slacker.
What are you scared of: Unrequited love. And clowns.
Who's your role model: I dunno.
Most interesting thing you've done this summer: Road trip to Yellowstone?
What store do you shop at the most: Target.
Have you ever done any drugs: I’m a good boy.
Do you collect anything: All sorts of stuff.
Are you a ditz: On occasion.

FAVORITES:
Day of the week: Friday or Saturday.
Thing in your room: My bed.
Cousin: Cody. He’s a gamer and he likes rap and he’s like 7.
Animal: Dog
Ice Cream: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Drink: Orange Soda
Thing to do: Sleep
Movie of all time: The Matrix
Hangout: Basement.
Favorite pizza topping: Pepperoni and/or sausage.

EXTRAS:
What age do you want to get married: When it happens.
How many kids do you want: Whatever the wifey wants.
Girl's names: Buffy?
Boy's names: Joe Jr.?

HAVE YOU EVER:
Been in love?: Yes.
Lied?: Yes.
Cheated on a test?: No.....
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not a douche bag.
Tied your shoes together?: No.
Eaten something with a lot of fat?: Who hasn’t? Oh yeah, Ally McBeal.

FEELINGS SIDE:
Worst feeling in the world: Loving someone and then they rip your fucking heart out.
Best feeling in the world: Being loved.
Can you define love?: No, can you?
Do you get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
Are you ticklish?: Yes. Won’t say where.

OPPOSITE SEX:
1st thing you notice about the opposite sex: Body.
Perfect dream date: Movie, then sitting by a fire wrapped in a blanket sipping a drink.
Who is your best friend(s) of the opposite sex?: Sarah, Kat.

NITTIE NIGHT:
What do you wear to bed: Long pajama pants and a t-shirt in winter.
What's your bed time: Whenever.
Do you wish on stars: If they are shooting.
Is there a TV in your room: Sadly, no.
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep: Listen to the radio.
Are you passive or aggressive: Both.
Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla.
Would you rather be hot or cold: Hot.
What is your curfew: Whenever.

FRIENDS:
Person you can trust the most: Thomas or Kat.
What is the best quality of a friend: Loyalty.
What friends do you have the most fun with: Thomas.
Name your friends: Too many to list.

SILLY STUFF:
Do you glow in the dark: I don’t think so.
Do you posses magical abilities: Yup.
Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer: Yes.
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?: I don’t know.
Have you ever tried to kill yourself: No comment.
Do you know anyone who SERIOUSLY wanted to kill themselves?: Yes, and they succeeded :’(
What are you addicted to?: Video games and tv and movies and books.
Do you like jewelry?: Not really.
Do you wear a watch?: Yup.
Did/Do you have braces?: Used to.
Do you believe in God?: I believe in a higher power.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I dunno.
What are your favorite tv show(s)?: Buffy, The OC, Angel, The Simpsons, That 70’s Show, The Simple Life, 24, Law and Order SVU
What color tooth brush do you use?: Green and white.
Is the glass half empty or half full: Half full right now.
Most dangerous thing you've ever done: Don’t know.

MORE QUESTIONS:
1. Are you listening to any of your CDs at the moment: No.
2. What are you listening to right now?: Computer humming.
3. How are you feeling about your friends?: Pretty good I guess.
4. What time is it?: 8:34 PM
5. Who do you think is your closest, true friend?: Thomas.
6. Do you have a crush?: No.
7. What celebrity do you have a thing for?: Paris Hilton.
8. What are you wearing?: Jeans, nostalgic Mario shirt.
9. How do you feel about your school year so far?: Pretty damn busy, but best grades ever.
10. Are you single or attached?: Single.
11. How are you feeling about yourself in general?: I’m an awesome possum.
12. Whats pissing you off?: Dumb people.
13. What are your goals?: To be happy in life. Fall in love and make it last.
14. What's something about school you love?: People.
15. What's something about school you hate?: Homework and tests. And chemistry.
16. What movie are you dying to see?: The Butterfly Effect
17. You love?: A lot of things.
18. What celebrity do you just want to slap?: In a negative way? Any boy bander.
19. Now what time is it?: 8:37
20. Are you satisfied with your looks?: I guess.
21. Are you smiling, frowning, or neither?: Neutral.
22. What was the last thing you ate?: Pasta.
23. Who are you talking to (if anyone)?: Mischa-shaped Sarah. I know a lot of Sarahs.
24. How are you feeling about this survey?: I’m bored.
25. Are you tired or energetic?: Bored.
26. Are you happy or sad?: Apathetic.

=first things=
Full Name: Joseph Aaron Applebaum
Nickname: Joe, Joey Joe Joe, Jojo, Joji, Joe Baum, Baum, J Baum, (adjective)baum
Birthday: March 12, 1986
Birthplace: San Jose, CA

=now=
Current mood: Sore and semi-angry.
Current taste: Spit, blood from my wisdom teeth holes.
Current hair: Crazy and brown.
Current clothes: Preppy. Jeans, plaid shirt, and a red sweater.
Current annoyance: Lovelorn
Current thing I ought to be doing: Chores
Current windows open: Livejournal, AOL RP OOC chat, this
Current desktop picture: Mischa Barton... mmmm...
Current favorite bands: Shady Records... any rap guy from there. And the Beatles of course.
Current book: “Blood and Gold” by Anne Rice
Current CD in stereo: None.
Current crush: Not saying suckas.
Current favorite people: Not gonna list them all here.
Current hate: My sister is being a bitch lately.

=do i=
Smoke?: Naw.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Somehow, my RP role as James Marsters is mixing with my real life so I’m somehow dating Paris Hilton... nuts.
Remember your first love?: Sadly, yes.
Still love him/her?: Not really.
Read the newspaper?: Yeah.
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yup.
Believe in miracles?: Isn’t life in itself a miracle?
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Depends if they’re stupid and piss me off.
Consider love a mistake?: Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t.
Have a favorite candy?: Butterfinger. Or Skittles.
Believe in astrology? Sometimes.
Believe in magic?: Yeah.
Believe in God?: Not any “one” God... just a higher power.
Have any pets: Two dogs.
Go to or plan to go to college: Yeah.
Have any piercings?: No.
Have any tattoos?: No.
Hate yourself?: Sometimes I can be a real asshole.
Have an obsession?: Yes.
Have a best friend?: Not one single person... but if I had to choose one it would be Thomas.
Wish on stars?: If I see a shooting one, yeah, I do.
Care about looks?: My looks, or someone else’s?

=love life=
First crush: Earliest one I remember is Gwen Stefani. Realistically? Megan Woodruff.
First kiss: 1997.
Single or attached?: Currently? I’m single.
Ever been in love?: Eh... no comment.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Not really.
Do you believe in "the one?": No, the Matrix isn’t real.
Describe your ideal significant other: Intelligent, fun, good sense of humor, can discuss things intelligently with me, pretty I guess, someone who can understand me (even when there is silence)
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing? Eh... no comment.
Shy to make the first move? Yes.

=appearance=
Hair: Brown, long (but not like shoulder length or anything like that).
Eyes: Brown.
Height: About 6’

=last person you=
talked to: Mom.
hugged: Ashley or Nicole, I don’t remember the order.
instant messaged: Probably Nat.

=where do you=
eat: Wherever.
cry: In my room, if ever.
wish you were: Somewhere with someone who loves me?

=random questions=
What is your biggest fear?: Unrequited love and clowns are tied for first.
What feature(s) are you most insecure about: Face.
Spontaneous or plain: Depends on my mood at the time.
Do you know how to play poker: Yeah.
What do you carry with you at all times: Wallet, pen.
What do you miss most about being little: Getting away with crazy capers because “I don’t know any better”. I miss that freedom.
Are you happy with your given name: Not my middle name or last name. : (
What color is your bedroom?: Green and white and tan?
What was the last song you were listening to: “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera cuz “Mischa” was singing it so I downloaded it.
Who are your best friends?: Thomas, Andy, Marcus.
Do you talk a lot?: Yeah, mostly to my friends and then they tell me to shut up.
Do you like to believe in yourself?: Yeah, I believe in myself because I have to. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t be able to get through life and be cool and stuff.

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 06:16:19 GMT

The first edition of the Falcon Free Press came out today. You can go to the website which I am the webmaster of if you click this.

You can download the PDF from there. I have a story on the front page and I am the Fine Arts editor so check that page out. Y'all know my name so don't act all dumb and say "Where are you Joe Baum?"

That's all. I'm godly.

Toothless Joe

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 06:06:49 GMT

Well I got my wisdom teeth out this morning at 11.

I took valium before I went. It calmed me. I found out also that I'm able to consciously lower my heart rate. How fucking cool is that?

Well anyway they knocked me out and then I woke up kinda at the end. My mouth was so full of blood it was vampirific. I got home (after sleeping in the car) and stumbled into the rocking chair. I had to change out the gauze, and then my mom left to go get my percocet. My dad and I watched some of "The French Connection" but I was zoning in and out and got lost. So we watched MASH on tv. Then I played THUG for a while.

I'm so wired its nuts.

My RP is getting weirder and weirder. First SMG cheats on Ben, and then they break off their engagement. Now Ben is driving J Lo around and she's kissing him and its cool. And now Mischa is there and she and Ben are all lovey-dovey despite the fact that she is jailbait for another 8 days. Nat, laugh all you want. ::STO::

Well I've had water, percocet, Hansen's strawberry kiwi soda, strawberry and berry gogurts, chocolate pudding, and jello. My sister called me a vegan. Damn hippie.